It's great to be gay! Advice to a rural mom!
Dear Evolved Moms: I live in the middle of the country in the middle on nowhere - really! It's hard here to live, its hard to be gay here. It's super hard to be a gay mom here. Please please please tell me something uplifting about being gay. It's just hard today. And you always make me laugh! Kentucky mama.Okay Kentucky mama. Here is my best shot.
Top 10 reasons to be a lesbian (and a lesbian mom):
1) Think of what we save on birth control!
2) We can't get pregnant by accident - no unplanned babies for us!
3) When we do wants kids - we have two uterus's to work with
4) We can share clothing with our partner - double the wardrobe.
5) We always get and give empathy for PMS and cramps with our wife!
6) We can always fool around in bathrooms together!
7) We are finally cutting edge - everyones trying it - I guess queer really is the new black!
8) We get to make all of our conservative relatives and neighbors nervous - and make them think of things they really don't want to just by existing (hee hee)
9) The L-Word
10) We might finally have a vagina in the white house - and one who loves us!
okay 11) We get our own parade every year!
Hope that helps!
It really is a wonderful life. find love - find humor - and live
Evolved Mom Stacey
Labels: gay and lesbian humor, gay family, happy lesbian
posted by Stacey @ 9:17 AM
2 Comments
2 Comments:
dear Evolved Moms,
I've been reading your blog for a while and like it a lot. Your last post is so great that I decided to translate the 10/11 points and put them on the website created by my partner which is for Czech lesbian mothers (or women who want to be mothers) - http://www.drbna.cz .
Hope you don't mind - there are almost no lesbian blogs in our country, so posts like yours are really inspiring.
Do keep writing;-)
Sylva
P.S. I'm going to think of two other reasons why to be a lesbian since the 10th and 11th don't really suit our situation ;-)
P.P.S. I have also added a link to your website (as the source for the post in Czech)! S.
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